{"title":"Essential Heavyweight Hoodies","description":"\u003cp\u003e380 GSM, 85\/15 cotton-poly, non-washed. The lighter of our two hoodies, with a regular fit, made for training, the gym, active everyday wear and cooler weather. It isn't made for very cold weather or maximum warmth. It runs small, so we recommend one size up for a regular, comfortable fit.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"most-of-it-is-noise-essential-heavyweight-hoodie","title":"MOST OF IT IS NOISE. Essential Heavyweight Hoodie","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-family: -apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,'Segoe UI',sans-serif; font-size: 0.72em; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 0.16em; text-transform: uppercase; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px 0;\"\u003eThe concept. The Hierarchy of Evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA small study, a biomarker, an \"expert says\" post, an isolated imaging finding. All of it can be scanned, measured, and tested, and almost none of it deserves to drive a real decision on its own. Being evidence-based was never about reacting to everything that gets published. It means weighing what gets found for quality, relevance, magnitude, and context. Not ignoring it, just refusing to give it more authority than it's earned. That's the Hierarchy of Evidence. A p-value of .049 and the latest \"1.8g vs. 2g protein\" debate tend to get the same urgency online. They haven't earned the same weight. The print says it plainly. 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