Name: TRICK OR TREATMENT? Tee
Brand: EMPIRIC
SKU: 260922PODPQ10438#006
Price: 54.99 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

Limited Halloween run

The Halloween run is closed.

Orders placed now can't be promised for Halloween, so we stopped taking them. Thanks to everyone who got one.

Fabric & fit

190 GSM · 100% cotton · DTG print. Oversized drop-shoulder cut. Relaxed through the body and shoulder, so it drapes instead of clinging.

Oversized by design. Between two sizes, choose the larger one.
Sizes S to 2XL. Garment measurements in the Size guide.
2XL is the largest size. The Fit Finder tells you when it wouldn’t give the oversized fit.
Direct-to-garment print: the ink sits in the fiber, not on top of it.

Care: machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.

Delivery & Fit Promise

Made to order for you, in the size and color you choose.

Based on our recent orders, most arrive in about 7 days.

Standard $5.99 (free over $99). Priority $12.99 (about 5 days) is also available at checkout.

Fit Promise: use the Fit Finder. If the size we recommend doesn't fit, we remake it free, once, within 7 days of delivery.

Refund or free replacement for damaged, defective or misprinted items within 14 days.

Made to order means we can't take returns or exchanges for a change of mind, color, or a size chosen without the Fit Finder. Check the Size guide before ordering. Full policy: Shipping & Returns.

The concept. Natural history.

Most things get better on their own. Flares settle, sprains heal, a bad week passes. The quick fix sold inside that window takes the credit for what the body was already doing. That's natural history plus regression to the mean, and it's why the miracle cure always seems to work exactly once. The honest version is slower and less exciting. Load it, keep showing up, let the tissue do its job. The graphic: a skeleton still waiting on the bench for the fix that never came, and the question on the banner. If it promises a quick fix, it's probably a trick.

Front print, with the EMPIRIC mark under the line. Same 190 GSM oversized tee as the main line. Use the Fit Finder before you order.

Limited Halloween run. First run: 50 per design. Any two Halloween tees are $100 with free Standard shipping, applied automatically in the cart. Order by Friday, October 16 with Standard delivery, or by Monday, October 19 with Priority, to have it for Halloween. After October 19 the run closes because we can no longer promise delivery in time.